Two of the characters for a game that and I are making with our friends, Kyle Sutliff and Jordan "Syv" Syverson. Dubbed Absurd, the game is... well, absurd.

Accelcior the Destroyer is the main character. A simple man who, after is favorite donut shop is destroyed, sets off in his time machine to correct the events that led to its demise. One of the main minigames involves Accelcior using a leaf blower to push a falling dead bird out of the path of a group of jittery schoolgirls (And next to an old lady who is, oddly enough, feeding birds).

Gizmo is another main character. The pet parrot of Accelcior's rival, Jim, Gizmo is a quadriplegic on a quest to find his limbs and the pieces of his hovercraft (made out of sheet metal and the leaf blower Accelsior is using).

And if you're still reading this without thinking to yourself, What the fuck are these guys on?, then you get a donut.